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  2.            He was a cowboy, mister, and he loves the land. He loves it
  3.             so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But
  4.           when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral
  5.           when the preacher said, "Dust To Dust," some people laughed,
  6.           and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others
  7.                 "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."
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  9.                         From Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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